Impregnates the brain with
stupidity, birthing cerebral flatulence
'round the globe. (ha!) Reality
whore, male / female, doesn’t
matter as long as the
adsecutives sell more smelly
beans to fill the crock and raise
the ratings instead of the bar.
(Be back after this important massage)
Give the rose to the one you truly love,
yourself. Give the money to Big
Brother and Big Sisters on the Tour Bus to aging,
washed up rock star’s viagra fund. One more
Hilton stripper pole, sex
video on how to tighten your ignorance
for the paparazzi rodeo on Rodeo. Honesty
is a horrible trait to defecate.
(… next week on The E True Hollywood boring)
Michael Jackson isn’t dead and
neither is Elvis. They are on a rich dessert
island with Rachel Ray. News at
Eleven. Global warming is a suntan.
War is Punk’d. Life is only a passing of piety to the gods
of merchantry. Eat up, drink up, and sleep with
our credos Flava Flav.
(Bombs bursting in air…CLICK!)